Food
(Flint's Note: This song should be sung to the tune of “If You’re Not the One.”)
Verse 1:
If foods not for me
Then why is my gut so large
and big
If chips are not healthy
Then why do I scarf them down
Like a pig
Poptarts and steak all around
I want more
I see a hersheys bar and my sweet tooth it goes off
It becomes sore
I Never knew fat could be so much
Or that it could gather up in groups
Never knew you could get so fat
By eating ice cream cone scoops
Chorus:
I don’t wanna eat so much
But I cant take it I’ve got so many pounds
Chocolate, Steak, and Veil
Don’t you just love the way that it all sounds
Is there anyway that I can stop
Eaaatiiing
Verse 2:
If I don’t need food
Then why does my gut expand in size
If I don’t need food
Then why do I drool so much, when I see fries
If foods not for me
Then why do I quiver when I spot those cheesy, cheese
balls
If foods not for me
Than why does Bavarian cream pie drive me, up the walls
I Never knew fat could be so much
Or that it could gather up in groups
Never knew you could get so fat
By eating ice cream with so many scoops
And I wish that I could have all the chocolate to myself
And I’ve prayed to actually meet the keebler
elf
I hope for that each day and night
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
But I need you
Whip cream so fluffy and strong
That it takes my breath away
And I swallow you
Into my gut and
Pray that I wont gain the weight
Cuz I need you
Wether your low fat or not
And though I cant eat you tonight
Know that my spoon is by your side
(Chorus)
