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| Have you ever wanted to learn how to... | |
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...drink a pop. We know you've been sitting there with that can of Fanta Orange for three hours. We've been watching you jab it, insult it, throw it, and abuse it. We've seen you googling "how to drink a pop" for forty-five minutes. We've seen the look in your eyes. We've seen the anguish, and we're here to help. |
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...go to bed. Save this one for tonight. Trust me, it helps. |
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...pour stuff out of a bottle, and not have it get all over the side of the bottle when you tip it back up. (That hurt.) |
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...shuffle cards. We know you can't, and we can't either. But we have learned us some. Yes, we have learned us a lot. |
| Sure you have. | |
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