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Name: Amish

Description: To any amish reading this description...BAD AMISH PERSON, BAD!

 

Name: Angry Mexican

Description: Oops, Ryan isn't Mexican...he's Brazilian

 

Name: Bababoom

Description: This one speaks for itself.

 

Name: Bands

Description: Zach and Zach (Hoffman and Welter) Discuss Musical Taste

 

Name: Berfday Partay

Description: Welter's gripping epic about Wisconsin.

 

Name: Can We Say Bad Words

Description: Welter probes to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

Name: Car Crash Prequel

Description: Don't drink and drive.

 

Name: Car Crash

Description: Told you so...

 

Name: Cheese

Description: Ryan tries to make the mic become a video camera.

 

Name: Chilli Baby-Back Ribs

Description: I want my...

 

Name: Cookies

Description: I have no idea what to think about this one.

 

Name: Cookies Revisited

Description: (See Cookies)

 

Name: Deboot

Description: Zach's mom ruins Ryan deboot as a guitarist.

 

Name: Don't Go

Description: Are you happy now, Amelia?

 

Name: Gay

Description: Public Service Anouncement

 

Name: I...I...I...

Description: Awwwwwwwww...

 

Name: I Am The King

Description: Do you know who your loyality lies with?

 

Name: I Wanna Fly

Description: Con: Zach sings. Pro: Ryan's in it!

 

Name: Idle Americans Episode 1

Description: Idle Americans premiere, you must listen to them in order...DOH!

 

Name: Idle Americans Episode 2

Description: Idle Americans is still premiering.

 

Name: Idle Americans Episode 3

Description: If you haven't figured it out yet, Zach is doing all the voices.

 

Name: Idle Americans Episode 4

Description: I take it back, Zach can sing.

 

Name: Idle Americans Episode 5

Description: Zach tries to juggle four axes at a time - chaos ensues.

 

Name: It's a Small World After All

Description: Zach couldn't sing to save his life...

 

Name: Joe

Description: Joe goes out for a night on the town with his gardening tools.

 

Name: Jump Jive N Wail

Description: We really have no standards. This is audible proof.

 

Name: My Gameboy Advance SP

Description: It shines light from the inside.

 

Name: New Song

Description: Ryan's debute with a new song.

 

Name: New Veggietales Video

Description: Big Idea has done it again!

 

Name: Obscene Things - Wal-Mart

Description: These obscene things aren't really obscene.

 

Name: Obscene Things - The Second Obscene Thing

Description: So much for that...

 

Name: Peepee

Description: A song about a peepee.

 

Name: Peepee Part II

Description: A song not about a peepee.

 

Name: Pedophile

Description: I like little children... (Editor's Note: Listen to it, I promise it's not bad; just remember that Ryan is simple and naive.)

 

Name: Songifies

Description: Yay, it's Welter. Yay, again - it's Welter trying to sing a song by Biz Markie. Un-yay...

 

Name: Sore

Description: "Hello sore."

 

Name: Sorry

Description: Really, we're sorry.

 

Name: Special Penny

Description: Have you found your special penny?

 

Name: The Truth

Description: Most of it is true.

 

Name: There is a Tree

Description: By far, this is Zach's finest work yet.

 

Name: There You Have It

Description: Who says Ryan is stupid?

 

Name: Touch Your Toes

Description: Zach, I am at a loss for words.

 

Name: We're So Cool

Description: Well...we are.

 

Name: What the Heck

Description: ...is exactly what you're going to be thinking.

 

Name: What Are We Smoking?

Description: The Lion King Special Edition has finally come!

 

Name: What Do I Know?

Description: After listening to this song six times I have realized it has only two words and is a minute long.

 

Name: Wookie

Description: You've got to be the wookie Anthony, be the wookie! OK, fine...be a monkey Kasey, be a monkey.

 

Name: Wrooorrh

Description: Everybody, say it!

 

Name: Yeah, I Did Ruin It

Description: Anthony's guitar session is ruined by none other than Zach.

 

Name: You Tricked Me

Description: Ryan is (Editor's Note: I forgot to write a description.)

 

Name: Your Dumb

Description: Finally Caleb answers to someone's wrath.

 

Name: Zach Playing Guitar

Description: If you listen closely, you may discover the secret message.

 

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