| How to Go to Bed |
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We all know that the first thing to do before heading off to bed, is to say your prayers. Unfortunately, we didn't take a picture of that, and we don't know if Kasey could do it in the first place. So, if not prayer, you should always take a trip to the bathroom before hanging your hat. |
| The reason for this trip, you ask? Brushing them pearly-whites. (You can skip this step if you're not intrested in girls, or keeping your teeth.) | 
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Spit it out, toothpaste has alchohol in it, you don't want a hangover from your toothpaste now, do ya? (For all those people at home that are laughing at us for being so dumb, we want you to know, mouthwash has alchohol too.) |
| Head to the dragon's lair, or your sleep-spot, whichever you prefer. |  |
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No, no Kasey! |
| Make the bed messy first. It will be more comfortable. |  |
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Now lay down. If possible, make sure you're head is facing south-east. |
| Put pillow between your legs. It's very important that you put the pillow between YOUR legs. (The pillow, while comfortable, is primarily for absorbing bodily fluids that may find their way out while you are distracted by a dream where you find yourself in a movie theater watching a documentry about dinosaurs, only to find out that the dinosaurs are out and about and are chasing you around.) |  |
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Have a good-night, and don't mind the lights, they don't bite, unlike those bed-bugs, they bite. Oh, ya, they bite hard. Trust me. |
| A job well done. There is nothing in this world more satisfying than knowing that you just wasted the last eight hours of your life doing absolutely nothing. That's twenty-three years of your life spent in comatose, chump. (Assuming you die at age 70.) |  |
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