Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
Chorus:
WHY DO ALL GIRLS THINK THEY’RE FAT
WHY DO ALL GIRLS THINK THEY’RE FAT
WHY DO ALL GIRLLLLLLS THINK THEY’RE FAT
(Guitar Intro)
Verse 1:
I have girlfriend
She thinks she’s fat you see
I hate to say it
But I have to agree
Wearing a size 52 when she’s only 13
When I see her in her panties it makes my face turn
green
(Chorus)
Verse 2:
We went to the restaurant just last night
She walked by and people fainted in fright
They said my god, who unleashed this primate
Sadly I said, sir she is my date
They looked at her and then looked at me
He said my god, I’m so sorry
Obviously this hurt my female friend
She had a problem she could not mend
She ran to the bathroom and sobbed out I always have
bad luck
When I convinced her to come out, she said o my god
I’m stuck!
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
So the fire station came in and said what’s with
this turmoil
They looked at my girl and screamed go and get the
oil
5 hours later and about 5 gallons of butter gone
My girlfriend was unstuck, so we tried to move on
I said Baby, oh baby, its not me it’s you
Your so fat it sickens me, two words, we’re through
She boiled with anger, and her eyes turned red
That’s why I lay in this hospital bed
They’ve found two missing ribs and a broke leg
so far
Why do all girls think they’re faaat
BECAUSE THEY ARE
