Cross Country Sitting
Verse 1:
Of all the sports I’ve played
and of all the sports I know
one of them stands above the rest
It’s Cross Country Sitting, yo
The object of the game
is to see who can sit the fastest
at this sport I know I am the best
While there are some who couldn’t pass
the crash test
which is pretty sad, because the crash test don’t
exist
so those who didn’t pass it must have gotten
really…angry
Chorus:
Cross country sitting
Cross country sitting Whoa!
Cross country sitting
Cross country sitting Whoa!
Verse 2:
The sport is good
the sport is cheap
It don’t require some hockey stick
or some sort of racing jeep
I love this sport
it’s really pretty
you can play it out in the country
and also play it in the city
Bridge:
Cross country sitting Hey!
Cross country sitting Hey!
Cross country sitting Hey!
Cross country sitting Hey!
(Chorus 2x)
