Hey, I'm A Good Guy
Verse 1:
Hey, I’m a good guy
Does anyone care?
Though I do try
Sometimes I swear
And I can’t help it
Not being a saint
The fact that I’m Jewish
Say’s I probably aint
(Cause sainthood is a catholic thing)
Chorus:
I can’t help it
It’s just the way that I am
I won’t help it
I’m going to tough it alone
And I can’t help it
This is the way its suppose to be
And I won’t help it
Just be happy you aren’t me
Verse 2:
Ok I got a successful site
I had a girlfriend
But then we had a fight
I got a house
I’ll have a car
I have some friends
But I don’t know where they are
Verse 3:
Ok I sometimes lie
I say one thing
While something else is on my mind
Ok I doubt I’m alive
I’m actually not Jewish
That was another lie
(Chorus)
Verse 4:
I tried to get a girlfriend
For the longest time
But then I had to go
I discover to myself
That this last year or so
Was actually a waste
Cause I’m unlovable
(Chorus)
Verse 5:
Hey I have to say
You look better today
You look older, more mature
I can’t believe how much you’ve aged
It’s been a while, a year or so
I may seem older
But trust me on this
I still laugh when someone gets beat up
My poetry still really sucks
And all of your nice words
Really mean a lot to me
But I’m still immature
A guy like me
Didn’t have a chance with a girl like you
Let’s have a moment of silence for my horrendous
lost
Ok I’m done
Let’s move on
(Chorus)
Bridge:
Hey I’m a good guy
Can’t you see?
I may be invisible
But at least I’m still me
You may consider it a loss
But as far as I can tell
Good girls and good boys
All rot in hell
(Chorus)
