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Date: 12/31/03 Now you can countdown to the new year. Enjoy. Email Us. | ||
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Date: 12/30/03 Ok, as you can see there is a lot of new stuff. There are new Sound Bytes starring Ryan, and there are new ArtsoftheAbstract. There is a new letter to Zach up. There is a new Countdown. New Literature is also up. Happy New Years. Enjoy. Go rent Spirited Away, it's a good movie. Happy New Years. Bye.
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Meet the Staff! |
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Date: 12/27/03 Here at Random Static we take great pride in our Meet the Staff page. Now we have a new set of pictures with a "cool" theme and it's really lame but whatever...and Dusty has finally rejoined us and we will have more themes in due time. (Editor's Note: WHOA! I just used the phrase, "in due time", I feel really weird now.)
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EMAIL US! |
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Date: 12/25/03 Today is Christmas, and all we want is email!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and there is some new art created by me and titled ArtsoftheAbstract.
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Date: 12/23/03 Ok, so we have a new art thing...the editor is now gonna create some abstractart and hopefully it will be done soon. There is a new song on the Empty Chamber Album. There is a new song on The Chosen Son Album. There is so much stuff its amazing. There is new literature too. Today is Christmas-Eve-Eve. If you live in Sioux Falls, get a betta (a fish...) because we want a bunch of people to get them so we can have them fight to the death. (Editor's Note: I am making a note on my own update but I just wanted you to know that bettas are only like 3$ and will probably be fine living in a cup of water.)
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Pre-Christmas Update |
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Date: 12/22/03 So...new Ask Zach email, new Wiggleman Episode, The He People added to Kasey's album. This is crazy, so much stuff. Zach simply says, "OH MY GOSH, CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE, GO JESUS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO JESUS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO JESUS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO RANDOM PERSON WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO RANDOM PERSON WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO RANDOM PERSON WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO RANDOM PERSON WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, GO RANDOM PERSON…"
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Woo-hoo! |
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Date: 12/21/03 Ok, due to the massive amounts of new stuff we re-done the sidebar so we can have subcategories for all the art galleries and albums. The new album, Tranqualizationalityizer, by Sir Kasey II is up, as well as yesnoAbstractArt, and soon I hope to finally have Wiggleman Episodes 3 and 4.
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Change of Heart |
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Date: 12/20/03 Ok, Dusty has redeemed himself by creating yesnoAbstractArt. Welcome back. It will all be up soon.
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You're Fired! |
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Date: 12/18/03 Ok, Dusty doesn't know it yet...but he has been fired. Yep, now you will never have to see that long winded profile on the meet the staff page again. Dusty is the laziest guy I know, and I am so glad to have him off Team Random Static that I have re-done the Meet the Staff page with random images of the staff. Now, when you refresh the page you will see random photos of the staff members...more coming soon. Countdown for Lord of the Rings has also been removed, and new Empty Chamber songs are up. Also, a new poem in the Literature section, and a few other minor adjustments. Please email us, we want your mail.
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Hoffman Speaks! |
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Date: 12/17/03 Hey hey hey this is Hoffman (i have abandoned the feeble name "Zach", for it is childish and not worthy of my esteemed genius) we have lots of new art stuff up and its really cool cause both me and kasey have new art stuff up. and ummm... the empty chamber thingy is up, and i promise to make more songs soon, it just i have to be home alone to do them (you try screaming at your mic when your parents are watching you, its hard).
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WOW! |
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Date: 12/13/03 That's right! WOW! There is a lot of stuff up now. We now have a new album by Empty Chamber - this one is more than lyrics...well, it has no lyrics but it has audio...just check it out. Also there is not NotSoAbstractArt by Zach and it's really weird, but that's just Zach. Also, there will be some new Wiggleman episodes coming soon. (Editor's Note: Zach should probably write these updates when he creates the content, eh?)
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New AbsTrACt aRt |
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Date: 12/11/03 That's right! It is finally here, and it rocks. (Editor's Note: There would be some renowned remark about something, if Zach had written this, but I did - and for that I apologize.)
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Get Your T-Shirt! |
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Date: 12/10/03 Well, we have "ordered" the first batch of Random Static T-Shirts, and you can buy them now for only five dollars and they are cool, and help us advertise. Visit the store for details.
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Attention! |
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Date: 12/06/03 Ok, we actually received four emails within the first few days of introducing "Ask Zach" and now we want to know...who is looking at this site? (Editor's Note: The Editor, me, is writing this - not Zach.) Anyways, if you visit this site regularly we want to hear from you. (Editor's Note: Ya, I have no idea what I was going to say...forget this update for now.) Wait...I remember now...OK, it is now the 7th and I have added to the Lord of the Rings Counter to countdown to multiple showtimes, if you would like a countdown to anything else email me and I will add it. I also alphabetized everything, and a whole bunch of stuff was added. There have been a few new images to NotSoAbstractArt, a couple sound files, a long winded paper, another ask zach email, and soon there will be some more Wiggleman episodes. Oh, by the way - please please email zach, he is just itching to answer some questions... Also, we would just die if someone made a small donation - the next time you are asked for money to give to that poor family or to help that poor starving kid in Africa stop, and remember there are people in your own community who need your money for advertising. (Editor's Note: You're money will be used to make random static t-shirts.)
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Mad monkeys on Zoloft |
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Date: 12/04/03 We are working hard here at Random Static for you guys. We have been updating like mad monkeys on Zoloft…talking about Zoloft….how did this happen…I’m not sure…well anyways the Idle Americans series has been made (all by me!! (and yes I am proud) I worked really hard) (and yes I know I’m insane - a parenthesis series in a parenthesis series!!!) Also The LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING counter has been made - I know, don’t ask me, nate is a nerd. The Ask Zach section is up and running we have gotten three emails so I am going to take this time to thank Abbie, Jack, and Serena. We would love to get more emails, send them in folks!!! So to sum up this update, we are working hard, mad monkeys on Zoloft, and return of the king and ask zach.
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