Archive - November 2003

Date: 11/29/03

    Hey hey hey what up my peeps. Me and my home dawgs have been just chilling this thanksgiving break…by chilling I mean working hard and updating the site, but you knew that didn’t you? Ha ha ha of course you did home dog, we tight like that ain't we bro?  the wiggleman page is up and its off the HOOK!!! I mean man dawg it’s the shiz nit. And stuff has been added to almost every single thing except abstract art.  The updates are PHAT homey g-dawg homeslice!  Also email us (thecrew@therandomstatic.com) with your problems (anything from dating to video games to anything in-between) and we’ll try to help you. (please keep the emails clean or we wont be able to post them, ya know what iz saying man?) yeah so thanksgiving was off the hook I mean daaaang man it was awesome. I must have gained 15 pounds dog!!! Are you pickin' up what i'm puttin' down?! (Editor's Note: Zach is still a "bundle of stix.")

Date: 11/03/03

     After a long and drawn-out process of editing we are proud to present:

                               "Random Static : PG Version"

     Apparently a few things were inappropriate and for that we deeply apologize. Please enjoy the new site, and all the PG content.

Date: 11/01/03 4:06 PM

     Nobody is mad now - during Zach's run all was made better. Plans for a group hug have been canceled due to emerging peace treaties. Peace once again flows freely across the lands. We will not have more news as the story unfolds, because the paper has unfolded completely and can not be unfolded anymore.

Date: 11/01/03 3:54 PM

     As you can see from the Special News Report, Halloween is dangerous. Halloween is not cool, very bad, do not do it. Halloween was started by a bunch of psychotic Druids and their human sacrifices. Catholics try to Christianize it and freaked it up big-time. Today, punk eight year old's freaked it up big-time - just like the Catholics.

Date: 11/01/03 3:51 PM

     The story unfolded a little. Zach went for a two hour run to feed his anger monkey, and is feeling much better. We'll have more as the story unfolds.

Date: 11/01/03 1:50 PM

     This just in. All has broken loose. The staff is in chaos. Everyone is angry. Nate, the editor mind you, loves everyone. Everyone is angry. Nate loves everyone. The following people are mad:

• Kasey is mad at everyone except Nate because Nate loves everyone. Kasey is mad at Zach because Zach is mad at him. Kasey is mad at Dusty for calling his ex a mean word.

• Zach is mad at everyone including Nate for no reason. Zach is mad at Kasey for kissing his crush. Zach is mad at Dusty for getting involved. Zach is mad at Nate because Nate accidentally said "Hi" while he was angry.

• Dusty is mad at everyone because he is stuck in the middle of the battlefield. Dusty is not mad at Nate.

• Nate loves everyone.

     We'll have more as the story unfolds, and unfold it shall. (Editor's Note: I love everyone, restore the peace.)

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