Abbie Writes:

    Hello. My name is Abbie and I have this problem see, and I was hoping you could help me. Well, I have these voices in my head, and they tell me to do mean stuff. And well, they made me read up on hacking, and they want me to hack your site and mess with it. Now, I absolutely love this site, and I'd never want to hurt it-yes you would-NO I WONT. Well anyway, what can I do to stop it all??
                  -PS- I love you guys!!!...if only I knew you....

                              *<~*~>*Abbie*<~*~>*

Zach's Advice:

    Well….that was a strange e-mail but I guess I should get use to that.  Ok we are going to attack this letter in parts.

Part 1:

    Ok with the voices in your head, you definitely need to seek help about that.  You may have schizophrenia but I’m not a psychologist so I can’t be sure.  What you need to do is 1 get a psychologist to prescribe you drugs and 2 get a tall handsome boyfriend who cares about you and can help you through your tough times (cough cough I’m open)

Part 2:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON’T HACK THE SITE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE SITE IS ALL I HAVE, I LOVE IT VERY MUCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T HACK IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Part 3:

    If you really want to get to know us, or even more specifically me then that’s cool, we shall arrange stuff……..I want to know you too (cough cough I’m open)

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