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Respondent TalkingDeathwing Writes:

    Hey Zach!!!! I LOVE YOUR POST!!! I have a huge delema(if thats how you spell it). I was wondering about being gay.  Is it gay if I like a girl that is gay!?!? I dont know what to do. Can you please tell me what I should do about this.  I never knew this girl was gay until I saw her making out with another chic.  WHY DO ALL OF THE GOOD LOOKING ONES HAVE TO BE GAY!?!!?. I am from Wisconsin and I hope you can come up with something to help me.
    Thanks!!!

 
Zach ThinkingZach's Advice:

     I love you.  I don’t know who you are, what your name is, or anything about you but I know you like my post and your not a girl.  Now as to your problem?  I have no clue how to help you.  I know absolutely nothing about girls.  Girls from what I can tell are very much more comfortable with being touchy feely then guys, so first you should make sure that the making out session wasn’t just girl bonding.  I’m being serious.  Seriously yeah.  Also the comment about how all the good looking girls being "gay" is just not true and besides why do you want to go out with her?  Because you think she is hot?  Or because you get along with her? Or you have riveting conversations?  Or is it that (like me) you have never talked to her and have spent two years stalking her?  No matter what Jim Carrey says, not just ugly people say that its what’s in the inside that counts…I say so too.
 

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