Erika Writes:

To my ex-nieghbor,
    my mom wants me to go to youth group and i don't want to because i don't like anyone there... this year she's like the total holy-roller (not saying that it's bad to worship God) and she's making us do to every church event there is.... and it's getting old. HOW CAN I MAKE HER STOP THE MADNESS?
        Erika

PS. i have a randomly stupid question and is not made to make sense:if you're rowing down the river in a cement canoe, and a well falls off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer: None! ice cream doesn't have bones! (ok, i feel utterly stupid right now, so i'm gonna go)

Zach's Advice:

    Ok Erika, I agree, nothing can be worse then spending time with kids your own age (especially when (like me) they aren’t even close to your intelligence) when you don’t get along with them, especially at church. Have you tried going to a friends church with them, as long as your mom doesn’t matter. (Editor's Note: OK, umm...shouldn't that read, "as long as your mom doesn't care?") What’s more important? Going to a specific church or getting to know Jesus while hanging with your buds? Exactly.

P.S. Ice Cream doesn’t have bones, but Buffalo wings do. (Why do people worry about how there is no nugget in a chicken, when millions of Americans eat Buffalo wings. Why doesn’t anyone ask…where are the wings on a buffalo?)

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