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J Writes:

Dear wise and all knowning Zach,
I have a serious problem. My girlfriend left me, my dog died, I fell out of my loft and broke my leg and a rib, my pet goldfish was eaten by my roomate, I got fired from McDonalds, and my front row tickets for the Stampede game were destroyed when my house burned down....what should I do.
- J

Zach's Advice:

Oh man J that is a serious bummer dude. You are going through what I like to call “country music syndrome” when everything bad that could happen does. The cure? To take three different country albums (the old stuff, not that new pop crap) and play them backwards, then everything that has gone wrong will correct itself. If that doesn’t work, bummer, tough luck, to bad, sucks to be you.

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