Lonely Writes:
Dear Zach,
I am a lonely girl. I'm looking for a dark, tall
male and there don't seem to be any in Sioux Falls, can you help
me??
*!*!*!*tryin to find
him*!*!*!*
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 Zach's
Advice:
Well let’s see, there’s me but I’m
just tall (6’1 at last count) and there’s Ryan but he’s
just dark. And then there is Nate but, ya know, you’re not
looking for him. Hmm I would suggest Zach Welter. He isn’t
tall, and he isn’t dark, but he is single and is looking for
a special other.
(also if you are hinting at the Abbie and
Serena columns which I say that I am a Tall and Handsome man, then
you have fallen victim to the power of suggestion of the media.
I am neither Handsome nor Tall you have fallen prey to powerful
Subconscious beliefs that if the media tells you something it is
true)
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