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Magenta Writes:

    Dear Ask Zach,

    I mistakingly found your webpage when I was trying to look up my favorite band Random Static. Anyway, I love one of you. I can't tell who because I am afraid of rejection. And yes, you do know me. I am one of your friends. (Hint: I am failing 9/10 of classes lol) I take that I found your webpage as a sign. But I am still unsure that I should tell this handsom man of my love. Zach, please help me. You hold mystical wise powers within your brain, that could tell me what to do. So, HELP ME!

    Love,
        Magenta, the typing cat. (name withheld)

Zach's Advice:

Yes www.randomstatic.com does bring you to a different website, we admire you for finding this out. Now I am pretty bad at this relationship stuff, heck I’m pretty bad at friendship stuff. You should just tell him and if he rejects you then your life with go on. Also since the young man that you like actually is on the random static staff, I highly doubt he is “handsom” unless you are talking about Zach or Nate (cause lets face it, we put the “sexy” in “lady’s man”) Good luck and hope love comes your way. (Editor’s Note: Yes.)

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