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Respondent Talking Serena Writes:

Hello Zach. I'm not shure if this is a thing where you can send seroius stuff or not but this is seroius. My dog Kaizer broke his leg last week. I told my mother that he feel down the stairs and that is how he broke it but really I broke it. I didnt mean to. I was sleeping on the floor, we just moved into our house and my bed isnt here yet, and he took a dump two feet from my head. I picked him up (he is a golden retriever 12 weeks old) and I throwed him at the wall. The doctors say its almost impossible for him to crush his leg bones and dislocate his hip by falling down 4 steps. Do I tell my mom what really happened? HELP!!! Please post your response soon. I need to no right away! By the way, you guys sound really cool, your site is the shiznit!
~*~Serena Z.~*~

Zach's Advice:

Hello Serena Z. You have come to the right place!!! I too have done horrible things to my dog that I didn’t mean to, YOU ARE NOT ALONE, remember that. Ok the way to handle this is to lie, lie, lie, lie till you cant lie no mo’ and then take a break to get a breather and then lie, lie, lie, lie some mo’. But if you get caught go for the tears because no parent likes to see their daughter cry. Also to make sure this doesn’t happen again get a pooper scooper and Febreeze and yes we are the shiznit. The best way to deal with your anger is to get a tall boyfriend who can support you (cough cough I’m open).

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