Small Fry Writes:

    Hey Zach um, first of all I want to say that your my hero and I want to be just like you someday.And um yeah, second i have a problem. I am extremly small and bad looking and for some strange reason I seem to be picked on an awful lot. This is making me terribly depressed and i need to know if i have some unknown disease or something. Please answer, its life or death!
        Sincerly,
            Small Fry

P.S. Zach I love you and if a small short little person comes up to you and asks for your autograph please give it to him. YOU ARE MY HERO ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

Zach's Advice:

    Whats with the suck-ups?  I mean seriously, half of the world seems to worship me, I mean this is just the emails you can see.  There are like a million more just sent to worship me, I mean its pathetic people, you don’t even know me… most of you.  Small Fry here on the other hand, does know me, and I’m not below making fun of him.  See the great thing is that Small Fry here actually is a short little kid who smells bad, in real life.  So instead of giving actual advice, I shall laugh at Small Fry, which is ok, cause we are buds, its ok, I’m not doing anything wrong…DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT…maybe I wont laugh…never mind, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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