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Respondent Talking Zach Writes:

Dear Zach,
Hey my name is Zach too and my problem is that i have this kid that sits next to me in math and hes a real dumb person. What should i do? (This is Zach Thomas i sit infront of u in math and u know i'm talking about nate).
Love, Zach

Zach's Advice:

Have you tried beating him up? That always works.

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