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Week Three - AIDs
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Day 1: I have come up with an idea to avoid the cookie. I will sit in a dark room all day and not talk or anything, if I don’t do anything, they can’t get me in trouble right? After three hours of this my parents have decided they are making me go to the cookie. GOSH DARN IT!!! I can’t express how sad I am. Nothing I do will ever make me escapes the cookie… and to think… I use to like cookies.
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Day 2: Ted has came back, but he is really mean now. He keeps kicking me and calling me mean names. I wish Ted would go away. Now I have no friends…where is Jimmie? I miss Jimmie.
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Day 3: I’m starting to have nightmares. I had this one dream where tiny pigs were flying around and stinging me. Talking of pigs these weird grunting sounds are coming from mommy and daddies room at night. I hope the tiny stinging pigs don’t get mommy and daddies.
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Day 4: Today my mom come home with a bouncy ball. Its RED!!! I LOVE RED I LOVE RED I LOVE RED I LOVE RED I LOVE RED. ITS MY FAVORIST COLOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!! Oh and the ball bounces too.
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Day 5: Mommie and Daddie took me to a fancy doctor and he told me that I have ADD. I do not know what ADD is. Does he mean AID? I hope not. Big bird may be a liar but I don’t think he was lying about the AID thing, I heard it on the news. If I have AID am I going to die? NO NO NO, ANYTHING ELSE, ANYTHING OTHER THEN AIDs. I WOULD RATHER HAVE COOTIES!
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Day 6: They started me on “riddalin” what is “riddalin”. Is it something for my AID? I guess this means its official. I have AIDs. I am writing out my will for when I die. It is unfortunately short. I gave Jimmie all of my action figures, and I’m giving the cookie a piece of paper that I have with checker strategies and I’m giving my Mommy and Daddie everything else. Ted gets nothing. I hate Ted
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Day 7: After an entire day of consideration I have decided I will give Ted something; my collection of gum wrappers and my red bouncy ball. Ted use to be my friend and that counts for something right? When I gave my will to mom for safe keeping she laughed and told me that what I have is ADD and not AID and that im not going to die from ADD. I don’t believe her.
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