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Week Four - Movies

Day 1:    I was playing “Bomb Shelter” in the closet when I found the most beautiful sight in the entire world; an entire box of Disney movies!  Right now I’m on the Fox and the Hound.  I have been watching the movies for…umm….7 hours now.  My parents say I’m obsessed.  I tell them not to worry.  I will stop, just one more movie…I‘ll stop after just one more movie…

Day 2:    Acuna Matatta what a wonderful phrase, Acuna Matatta aint no passing phase.  It means no worries for the rest of your days, it’s a problem free, philosophy, Acuna Matatta. I’ve now seen Lion King 56 times…my mommy asked me if I was going for some sort of record.  That would be neat, then I could get into a record book and people would know me everywhere and I would be really famous and I would get to watch the lion king a lot!

Day 3:    At school Tommy Demaur was making fun of my clothes.  That was really mean.  Ted beat Tommy up for me that was really nice of him.  Maybe Ted is my friend.  My very violent friend.

Day 4:    I got invited to a sleepover!  I am really excited.  I am all packed up.  I have my red bouncy ball and my “riddalin”  At first I wasn’t going to go but my mom told me that AIDs wasn’t contagious.  My mommie must be psychic!

Day 5:    The sleepover was a disaster.  First Tommy Demaur took my bouncy ball and ripped it in half.  Now I can’t guess where its going to fly cause it isn’t round.  Then again that makes everything really fun.  And I woke up to three kids coughing!  Of course I ran out of the house as soon as possible, I didn’t want three kids death on my head.  Mommie said its not contagious.  Lying little cookie.  Does mommie wear a suit? When I got home mommy asked me how it went.  I just glared at her.  The rest of the day I just watched tv.

Day 6:     I finally got the nerve to ask mommy if she wears a suit like big bird.  I spent the rest of the day in the cookies office.   But she finally beat me at checkers.  I think this means that my piece of paper with checker strategies is really helping her!  I feel good that I’ve helped someone.  I should do this more often.

Day 7:     After helping the cookie I have decided that I am going to help people.  I helped mommie do the dishes and I helped daddy find the remote.  I feel really good about myself.  I also helped Daddy save some time in the mornings by shaving him before he woke up.  I made his face, neck, chest, and legs really smooth and I almost never nicked him!  (note I also learned how to share today;  I gave the three kids from the slumber party my “riddalin” to help them with the AIDs that I had shared with them.)

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