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Week Five - Love
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Day 1: Today I met the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. Her name is Abby and I know it is fate for us to be together cause I asked her and she said she doesn’t have AIDs. I didn’t ask her if she had cooties cause she is a girl so I already knew…but she has cute cooties.
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Day 2: I’m so confused Abby hasn’t asked me out yet. I made it obvious that I like her. I hit her on the arm and I pushed her off the swings! I can’t make myself any clearer! She doesn’t seem to like me much. Like when I punched her arm she told the teacher on me, darn tattle tale….but a cute tattle tale.
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Day 3: Abby said she hates me, despite my cries for him to stop, Ted beat her up.
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Day 4: Abby has twenty stitches and she has a concession. I have to see a “specialist” after I told them that it wasn’t me, but Ted that beat her up, apparently everyone says that’s me that beat them up. From what I can gather a “specialist” is just someone who gets paid more then a cookie. To make sure I don’t get confused, I’m not going to call them a cookie.
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Day 5: After my first meeting with the specialist I have decided on a nickname for them, retard. The meeting was stupid. They made me look at this ink on this paper and they asked me; “what do you see?” And I said “ink?” She said I was wrong. She said that I should see something more then ink. “a postcard?” nope… see this lady is a retard
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Day 6: Abby seems to be really mad at me. Well more mad then usual. I gave her my collection of gum wrappers and what was left of my rubber bouncy ball to apologize. She took them and ran. Then Ted beat me up for giving Abby his part of the will. I hate Ted…again.
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Day 7: When I was waiting in the waiting room of my “specialist” I met the other most beautiful girl in the world and I won’t have to worry about getting rejected when I ask her out, because she punched me in the arm. ITS TRUE LOVE!!!
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