The Invasion of the Asthmations
There is a disturbing
scientific fact that states that asthma is an increasing problem in
kids today. Doctors are trying to figure out why this is happening,
but they are searching in all of the wrong areas. Sure, air pollution
and lack of exercise are some good logical reasons for this alarming
tragedy, but why aren't doctors looking at some of the more illogical
reasons, like an invasion of alien puppies?! That sounds like a more
logical explanation to me. I mean, none of the other things that they
are thinking of seem to be the answer right?
Think about it, little puppies with
the power to tighten up the throat muscles and cause mucus to well up
in your throat? It's a perfectly logical explanation. And the puppies
will be called asthmations, related to Dalmatians, and they will be
beautiful.
