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Wiggleman

Why the Siamese are NOT to be Trusted With Human Genetics

    I have a very strong feeling that the Siamese are definitely up to something, something that deals with human genetics, something sick an inhuman. I have this feeling because of what happens to twins when the Siamese interfere. Most people say that Siamese twins are just birth defects of average, normal twins, but I think the Siamese have something to do with it.
    Sure, you’ve been told that the word “Siamese Twins” was invented because the first pair of Siamese twins were in fact, Siamese. But I think the Siamese purposely did some inhuman experiments on their own people. Why you ask? Because the Siamese are aliens experimenting with medical theories that they test on human subjects. But after finding that experiments are very costly to their own race, they started using subjects from around the globe, and the only reason there are still Siamese twins today, is that the aliens find a sick pleasure in watching two people run around with their heads stuck together. The Siamese are sick people.

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