Why Vampires Don't Exist Today
Everone has heard stories
about vampires and all of the terrible things they do. But in this day and
age, very few people can claim that they have seen or heard about vampire
sightings. Why is this? Why do many people find vampires as just a myth? I
can tell you the answers to these things.
First off, vampires are NOT
a myth. At one time, vampires came very close to ruling the world. Their power
spread over all 7 continents and some even dared to move into Canada! But
as all of this was happening, there were some very naughty vampires who decided
that human blood was not to their liking. So, these very curious vampires
(who lived in Africa) decided to round up a few African monkeys. Though the
vampires very much enjoyed monkey blood, what they didn't realize, was that
these African monkeys are the very same monkeys that are responsible for carrying
the AIDS virus. After several months, many vampires became very sick and slowly
died off.
But that was not the end of the vampire
era. When the monkeys that had been bitten by the vampires had become conscious
again from losing all of their blood, they too turned into...AIDS CARRYING
VAMPIRE MONKEYS!!! When poor, African natives moved into the territory of
the...VAMPIRE MONKEYS, they were all attacked, thus beginning the start of
the AIDS virus among humans. So remeber, the next time you hear about the
AIDS virus, blame the vampires.
