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The Story Behind Random Static |
| A long time ago (a couple of months), in a place far away (if you don’t live in Sioux Falls) four boys, best of friends, were celebrating one of the four's birthday. As is traditional they had a party. After a late night of movies and fun they realized they had forgotten something at Nate’s house (one of the four) and so off were our adventurous young lads. Dusty, Kasey, Nate, and Zach were walking through the dark and dangerous back lots as they carefully sneaked past the guard dogs. They almost made it with out alerting the dogs, when Dusty dropped his pants and mooned Zach, Kasey and Nate. Of course, they both screamed like frightened girls - thus alerting the dogs. So the four ran off, away from the vicious beasts, to safety in a dark and abandoned alley in-between two houses. The four cuddled in a small group scared and frightened, when they heard a crackling noise. They looked up and above them was a floating blimp pig with blue-white electricity coursing over its body. The pig, obviously evil, was floating towards Kasey’s house. Of course, the four were worried about Kasey’s family and ran towards the house as fast they could humanly go - not saying much, ASTHMA BOY! They ran and they ran back, not even worrying about the guard dogs. Then Zach cried out, “LOOK!!! The pig has stopped coursing with static!” To which Nate said “Yes, I agree the static appears to be quite random." Then they noticed that the blimp pig’s eyes were coursing with the static. “Oh no!!! It's going to blow up Kasey’s house!” Dusty cried out, with a surprisingly smart inference, to which Kasey cried out “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But just when everything seemed lost a strange green man flew past the blimp, soon the pig blew up in an amazing scene of electricity and explosions. Then the amazing green man flew down and greeted the four. The green man seemed to have tourettes disease cause he couldn’t stop wiggling his arm. Then the strange man said “remember the events that has happened today, if you never want the pig to come back, then battle him with the only thing that can hurt him - humor and entertainment!" And such The four went to Nate’s house and started Random Static, As to battle the evil blimp pig. And that is as they say, that. |
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