Another Random Windedness
Topic: Shakespeare and Gangsters
Much ado about
nothing. What the heck is ado?
Old plays are confusing
If I had it my way then Shakespeare would be much
better
It would have more violence, more girls, and more
OOMPH
It would have gangstaz
And witches in their twenties
Puck would be P master P dog
And Hamlet would be a drug dealer
If Old plays were made my way
Then nothing would be sacred
I would mock all forms of art
Thank the heavens that I don’t have control over
time
Cause I would rewrite time and include more gangstaz
Cause gangstaz are cool
And what’s with the love stories
Shakespeare was a grown man
He should have written more action plays
Arnold would be the star
And just like Hollywood
He would be back
And another thing
Why aren’t the plays in English
I mean that is more convenient
Everyone speaks English
Oh thee mean old mistress the
Have u ever heard anyone talk like that!!!
Hi my name is zach hoffman
and you just put up with my random long windedness
for the day.
