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Lit Zone |
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By Dr. Zach
W. Hoffman |
| Name: A
Beast Description: Not me. |
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Name:
All Lies
Description: How gullible...
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Name:
All
That Experience
Description: He stole your
alarm clock!
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Name: Ashes
Description: So confused I could cry...Zach, a job well done.
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Name: Atheism
vs. Agnosticism
Description: What is the difference?
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Name: Big
Old Chew
Description: I don't know why
he calls this one Big Old Chew...
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Name: Blind Description:
Whatever you say. |
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Name: Do
You Still Believe Description:
Well, do you?
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Name: Don't
Fall Through the Cracks Description:
Hoffman's fastest-paced poem thing.
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Name: Drama
Queen Description:
Who really cares about descriptions?
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| Name: Empty Description: But not... |
Name: Explosions Description: Zach discovers that he, and everyone else, can live through large explosions. (Editor's Note: I write a very long note at the end of the paper.) |
| Name: Goodbye Description: You know I really hate writing these descriptions. |
| Name: Have
You Ever Tried Description: Is there a better way to get a girl? |
| Name: If
You Had Better Vision Description: You wouldn't need contacts. |
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Name: In
The Crowd Description:
Right in front of me.
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Name: Is
Anyone Themselves? Description:
Are they?
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Name:
It Couldn't
Happen
Description: A poem about
things that couldn't happen.
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| Name: It's
Going to Be a Colorful Day Description: I hope there's going to be a green-colored day, I like green. |
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Name:
It's That Simple
Description: Some crap about
love, I have no idea.
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Name:
I Was There Description:
He was...
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Name:
Jack
and Jill Description:
Self-Explanatory, eh?
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Name:
Joe
Joe the Derenged Monkey Description:
This description has no purpose at all.
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Name:
Justify
Description: This should really be a song.
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Name:
Let
the People Rise
Description: Without fear of
ridicule.
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Name:
Let
Us Tell A Story OK
Description: Zach and Kasey write a dialogue, how special.
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Name:
Little Babies
Dieing Description:
I promise this poem isn't about babies dieing, its about sensitivity.
Just read it. Zach's a wierd guy.
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Name:
Man's Guide to Proper
Conduct Description:
A true work of genius, by Zach and Kasey. |
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Name:
Migrate
Description: Inspired by the
editor's favorite band that he thinks is the best...Thousand Foot Krutch. |
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Name: Missing
Description: I miss you. |
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Name:
My
Game Boy Advance SP
Description: It shines light
from the inside.
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Name:
My View On the World
Description: A list of 15
things from Zach's view on the world.
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Name:
Noise Description:
Are you listening? |
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Name:
Number of...
Description: Doesn't he know
what a spell-checker is?
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Name:
Obsession Description:
Not Love. |
| Name: Odd
Judaism/Everquest Metaphor/Comparison Description: Genious! |
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Name:
OK Description:
I love you. |
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Name:
Paper Cups and Spilled Milk
Description: Ahhhhhh...Love.
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Name:
Pressure To Be Myself
Description: Went a little deep
on this one.
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Name:
Red Badge
Description: A poem by Hoffman.
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Name: Red
Tiger
Description: One of the first poems ever written, somehow overlooked, has finally risen to the surface.
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Name: Ryan
Description: A poem of praise for
the simple naivety of Ryan.
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Name: Scars Description: Can you say, "Neosporin?"
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| Name: Set
Up Description: Forget Edgar Allen Poe, Zach's got it covered. |
| Name: Sorry Description: Thanks you very much Hasbro, and thanks for Monopoly as well. |
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Name: Special Penny
Description: Zach's poem about his
special penny.
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Name:
Stranger Description:
Zach talking about love again...
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Name:
Surprisingly
Depressing Story About the Sun’s Light Going Out Description:
This story is, surprisingly, depressing.
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Name:
Survivors
Description: There will be no
survivors.
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Name:
The Liquid Lightening
Description: Nicely put, but it
confuses me...
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Name: The
Texan Boot Description:
All I can think about right now is Toy Story...
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Name: Toe
Hole Description:
That tingly feeling...
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Name:
Treasure
Description:
Bob, the garbage-collecting man.
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Name: When
I Description:
Love again...
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Name: Wonders Description:
If they...(uh) if you...(uh) I...I'm...confused.
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Name: Y
Chromosome
Description: The hidden killer
of love.
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Name:
You Are a Dancer
Description: You dance through
my brain.
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Name:
A
Long Winded
Topic: Dating (and yes, I ain't getting none)
Description: Zach's getting
long winded talking about Dating.
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Name:
Winded of the Long
Topic: Music
Description: Yay.
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Name:
Another Random Windedness Topic:
Shakespeare and Gangsters
Description: Zach has done it
again.
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Name:
Long Winded
Topic: Understanding Teens
Description: Those doctor's
with their fancy parenting books...
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Name:
Longed Winded Topic: The Matrix
Description: The Wachowski
Brothers are at it again!
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Name:
Not So Longed
Winded Topic: Trust Description:
I don't want to give it away!
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