The Texan Boot
I was born
A screaming child
I learned to walk
And after awhile
I got a gun
Learned how to shoot
And now I’m called
The Texan Boot
The Texan Boot is the best
Cowboy in the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
You’ll wind up buried under a hill
I was approaching middle age
I may have went a little insane
I took a gun and I said
Die, Die good and dead
The Texan Boot is the best
Maniac in the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
You’ll wind up buried under a hill
I took a peashooter
And then got two
Two peashooters, better then one
If combined I’d have a big gun
So I took my big gun
And went out on the street
And gave a violent death to everyone I did meet
The Texan Boot is the best
Murderer in the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
You’ll wind up buried under a hill
The cops were quick on the chase
Thronging out of the police base
And follow me they thus did
Until I was good and dead
But I, the Texan Boot
Was to smart for them
So I ran away, far away
to a place called Allecommaday
The Texan Boot is the best
Runner in the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
You’ll wind up buried under a hill
Me, The Texan Boot
, A mighty man
Am being followed
By a mercenary named Zim
And we played a cat mouse game
Till I didn’t no longer wanted to play
I gave up and went to jail
Until I died and went to hell
The Texan Boot is the best
Surrender in the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
You’ll wind up buried under a hill
The Texan Boot is the best
Cowboy/Maniac/Murderer/Runner/Surrender
In the west
And if you doubt his mighty skill
Then you might have good reason to.
