Have You Ever Tried
He read those books
The ones about dating
And what did it get him
A slap mark
And strained eyes
He’s starting to get desperate
He’s starting to wonder
Is there a better way to get a girl?
He’s tried the chocolate
He’s tried the charm
He’s tried the jewelry
He’s tried the sensitivity
He’s starting to wonder
Is there a better way to get a girl?
Unfortunately we aren’t quite sure
But we hope we can help with your problem
Cause dateless ness is a disease
One that can be quite embarrassing
That makes you feel
Less manly
Have you ever tried to listen?
Have you ever tried to care?
Have you ever tried being a shoulder to cry on?
Have you ever loved them?
Have you ever even talked to them?
Cause they look for that in a guy
Ya know someone that isn’t a donkey
