My View On the World

    People ask me my view on the world. I’m never sure what to say but still stuff comes out of my mouth. This is the stuff, for your viewing pleasure.

1. People don’t like you, except it.
2. Trying to be funny is dangerous.  Sheesh people are much too sensitive.
3. Girls may like bad boys but don’t worry they like having a little dork in a guy too.
4. Girls always say the opposite of what they want, YES!!! She doesn’t want you to go away, wither and die!
5. Losing weight is a sin. The entire economy runs on fat people don’t you dare try to lose that big belly of cold hard cash.
6. The sooner you accept that you aren’t smarter then me the sooner we can start to have fun
7. If you listen to music that has lyrics like I can’t stop loving you or I can’t wait too see you again then that’s a sin…unless it says stuff like that while screaming.
8. Don’t let people make fun of you because deep down you know your better then them.
9. If Sunday comes and you don’t want to go to church, then bring the church to you.
10. If you ever find yourself wondering why you don’t have friends just look in the mirror.
11. When bored always resort to typing crappie list.

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