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Archive - February 2004
	We forgot.
Date: 02/27/04 Don't worry, we are still on vacation...we are not workaholics. It's just that we forgot to tell everyone about Zach's newest essay in the Lit Zone. So go check it out, it's called Odd Judaism/Everquest Metaphor/Comparison.
	Vacation, Please!
Date: 02/23/04 For a very long time we have been planning a vacation to immediatly follow our 300th page of content. Bad news, nate - in a page-creating frenzie - refused to stop. He repeated to himself over and over, "Just one more page!" In fact, against our will, he created 5 extra pages, bringing our total to 305. And, as we type, Nate is being overpowered by Kasey and Zach's collosal strength as Dusty frantically tries to figure out how to make an update. This is the update we speak of. Please have Zach, Kasey, and Dusty in your prayers, Nate's not happy. (Editor's Note: They can't stop me!) Go see "The Passion of the Christ."
	Dusty Lives!
Date: 02/24/04 That's right, Dusty made art, check it out in the yesnoAbstractArt section.
	Chapter Three
Date: 02/23/04 It's here, eat it up - in the Corsairs section.
	Chapter Two
Date: 02/22/04 The number of chapters in Corsair now numbers two.

Date: 02/17/04 If you look at back updates in the archive section, you will see that we had once done an exclusive update all about what was happening in our lives. Though it is our general belief that that was the biggest mistake we had every made�we are doing it again. •Kasey was diagnosed with mental screwyness and takes a lot of drugs. •Nate is almost dying from site-related stress. •Dusty isn't dying from the stress of this site, largely because he isn't doing anything. •Zach currently has a 0% in math, and yes, that is some sort of record, and no Zach is not proud of it.
	Ahoy, Matey!
Date: 02/12/04 Oh ya, Kasey's long awaited, very secret, actually unheard of, not even finished, currently on-going, novel has finally come. Corsair is it's name, and its chapters number one, and an introduction. Land Ho!
	Album Covers and More!
Date: 02/12/04 Hey hey, we have a ton of updates. Most of the album covers are up! Yeah that took awhile. Also we have a lot of new literature and on the �MASSIVELY POPULAR� forums, we have thirteen members�come on you know you want to join�me and Kasey are busy making avatars for the forums and those will be up soon hopefully. Also the �Man�s Guide to Proper Conduct� should be up soon in both �Lit Zone� and �Kasey�s Korner� soon. That should be good, look out for it. Well I�m sorry I have to go now, the voices in my head are demanding I take a walk.
	We're on fire!
Date: 02/07/04 OK, we now have forums. Oh yes, we have forums. Not only that, but we have proffesional hosting services provided by fuitadnet.com. We have also added a Donate page and are working on a lot of stuff.
	And the stuff keeps coming...
Date: 02/04/04 Introducing... Kasey's Korner! There are two stories in there already, and more will be coming soon - made by Kasey, for you. Also introducing... Lit Zone! Well, this isn't really new, the Literature section was just divided into two sections, the Literature section as you knew it was simply renamed and put into a sub-section...it's a very complicated organization...ummm...thing.
	DUSTY!!!
Date: 02/03/04 Dusty made some new yesnoAbstractArt, and we just discovered his birthday was like a month ago or something and we forgot it. In fact, I don't even think his parents knew. (Editor's Note: Dusty just told me, January 22.) In more important news, we got a counter, and updates all over the site - I don't even care to list them all.
	Hoffman, you pain...
Date: 02/03/04 Just to be a pain, Zach changed the name of his most recent album, Society Eater, to "Watch Angels Die."
	MAIL CALL!
Date: 02/03/04 Would Flint, Zach, Liza and Erika report to the Ask Zach section to get their mail, please?
	Ummmm...
Date: 02/02/04 Ok, we have a ton of stuff up and so just check it out and this update is pretty much just filler.
	Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
Date: 02/02/04 January has been archived. Also new news, as part of our ever-expanding empire, we now have a satellite. We can now watch you, watch us. You have no privacy anymore. We are working directly with the goverment. They even gave us badges and guns and stuff! It's almost like we are real spies!
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