Archive - July 2004 | ||
 | Goodbye |  |
Date: 07/25/04 Well, I, the Editor, will be gone until Friday. I am not giving you anything to read while I am gone. Ha-ha. Look for the hidden link. Bye. | ||
| Big Mac | |
Date: 07/22/04 Zach, I don't know if I should laugh or cry. But either way, here is the letter from Big Mac. | ||
| The "No Update, No Update" Update | |
Date: 07/20/04 Most of you probably did not notice that we missed a few days of content, but just in case...we are proud to present three brand new additions to the How To section. Also, another clue to the location of the hidden link is, "The meaning of life divided by the number after 13." | ||
| The "No Update" Update Part IV | |
Date: 07/15/04 Missing, and Red Tiger have been added to the Lit Zone. And just a reminder, the contest to find the hidden link for a free T-shirt is still on. Another clue to the location of the hidden link can be found in the Registered Users Only section of the forums. | ||
| The "No Update" Update Part III | |
Date: 07/13/04 We're still averaging a piece of new content a day, it's just that somedays their are two, and other days their are none. In The Crowd, and Justify. And just a reminder, the contest to find the hidden link for a free T-shirt is still on. Just click on the RIGHT place for instructions on redeeming the prize. | ||
| The "No Update" Update Part II | |
Date: 07/11/04 Today's date happens to be the name of a gas station, and so because there were no updates yesterday, I will post three today. Empty, Goodbye, and Have You Ever Tried. | ||
| Atheism vs. Agnosticism | |
Date: 07/09/04 In case you didn't know, the difference between Atheism and Agnosticism lies inside. | ||
| The "No Update" Update | |
Date: 07/08/04 Because I was too busy yesterday watching volume one of family guy, I decided to not do an update, and rather, do two today. They are All Lies and Ashes. | ||
| A Very Special Treat | |
Date: 07/06/04 Today, we have a very special treat for you all. Yesterday we had some "issues" with Zach, so his involvement over the coming days, or even weeks may be hindered. To counter this obviously negative drawback we have formulated a counter-attack. With prior consent of Zach, we have decided to either add our friend Flint Farley to the staff, or to a new section aptly titled, "Content Providers." Either way, we are posting his entire album today. Prepare for Keymaker. In addition to this latest addition, we hope to force Dusty to finish typing Kasey's latest album so we can post that in a week or so. Dusty, you are now officially being rushed. If you are anxious for Kasey's new album, just give Dusty a call at 940-6641 and remind him to get at it. Dusty, if you are reading this - we don't have a large fanbase, I promise this won't tie up your phone line. | ||
| Today's Literature | |
Date: 07/05/04 | ||
| Sneaky, Sneaky, Sir | |
Date: 07/04/04 It's the fourth of July, and yes, I am still updating the site. I just got back from the vacation probably nobody noticed I went on because of my cleverly posted updates. Anyways, for your entertainment on this fourth of July I present you with a poem that is not about little babies dieing but happens to be titled just that. | ||
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In my absence... | |
Date: 07/03/04 If you are reading this and it is still the 2nd of July, please don't tell anyone. I have posted a new Ask Zach, its a letter from a person we have entitled, "Tear." Enjoy. | ||
| I Tricked You | |
Date: 07/02/04 Yesterday, I had everyone thinking I had missed a day of new content posting. Well, our most loyal fans should have known that I did, however, I did not announce it. Anyway, now that I feel thoroughly satisfied with my trickery, I will announce the piece of literature released yesterday. Kasey, after what had appeared to be a period of dormancy, has released a very informative essay on how to become a millionaire in a couple days. And just so you know, in addition to all the illustrations added to all the pages, I also posted today's Ask Zach - a letter by an anonymous person we like to call, "Just Kidding." | ||
| Want to win a free shirt? | |
Date: 07/01/04 Hey, in a desperate attempt to better our site we have decided to give away a free random static t-shirt. But wait, get this...it will be signed by the entire random static staff. Oh, ya. Anyway, to win all you have to do is find the hidden link. It could be on any one of our 400+ pages. It could be the letter 'b' in the 18th line of some obscure poem, or one of the bullets in "The Matrix" drawing by Zach. When you click on this magical link, you will be presented with instructions on how to redeem your prize. Hope you have fun lookin'. Oh, and by the way, I archived June. | ||
